Whether you have a chip on your shoulder or are infuriated with the injustice of Life, the Universe or the delay of the Diablo Release. This guide will show you how to channel that anger into something more positive, like flowers or pink ponies.

The following things are ineffective.

1. Ranting does not help your cause, unless your cause is to get the thread closed.
2. Ad hominem attacks or insults are met with one swift strike from our cracked banhammer of justice.
3. Too many complaints in a single thread causes headaches.
4. Multiple threads on a single complaint will always be merged therefor are pointless unless you want to annoy moderators.
5. Annoying moderators helps if you like getting hit with the banhammer.

The following things are effective.

1. State your complained in a well formed and well spoken manner. First write out your complaint then follow up by why you think this should be changed.
2. Discuss it with others and get them to support your cause by +1ing your complaint.
3. Be short and to the point. Walls of text, while decorative, are harder to read as we too have attention deficit disorders.
4. Cookies always help.